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Bitcoin falls back below $67,000, erasing most of Wednesday’s gains.

TL;DR The Nasdaq is down nearly 2%, with Nvidia’s post-earnings selloff leading the declines. The whole 9 yards of 💩 As The Royal Flush, I’m here to wipe the glitter off the crypto fireworks and remind you that even shiny things have a gravity problem. Bitcoin nudged past a gleaming $67k marker, then promptly staged a prideful nose-dive, giving back most of Wednesday’s gains like a nightclub patron who overestimated their stamina. In other words: the market is doing its usual tap-dance of hype and hiccups, and I’m here with a towel to mop up the leftovers. Let’s be real for a second. Bitcoin, that brave little digital peer-to-peer ledger that promises financial sovereignty with a side of poetry about “cold storage,” tends to behave like a diva during earnings season: dramatic, occasionally inspired, and not above a dramatic collapse when the chorus line doesn’t land. The price action this week is a classic reminder that Bitcoin is not a one-way escalator to infinity; it’s a rol...